3 Hilarious Wedding Night Stories Guaranteed To Make You Smile (And Then Guffaw)

Suhagraat hain ghunghat utha raha hoon main 

Simat rahi hai woh sharmaa ke apni baahon main

If not the original song, I am sure you must have heard the Atif Aslam version and swooned over this very bit. Sadly, these lines have no significance whatsoever for today's generation. Our parents had such sweet and syrupy wedding night stories to share but millennials would beg to differ.

The first night after marriage tales are no longer so archaic and cliched. Now it is all about feeling comfortable with your partner and starting your marital journey with a set of memories that are warm, comforting, awkward and sometimes hilarious to the core.

3 Hilarious Wedding Night Stories

So let's talk about some interesting testimonials by a couple of love birds who have agreed to narrate their wedding night stories.

1. Pati, Patni Aur Red Velvet Cake

This wedding night story is as sweet as a decadent dessert. Alankrita and Suhas had it all figured out. They were going to go on a diet for four months straight and slog it out in the gym to look perfect in their colour co-ordinated Sabyasachi outfits.

But what they didn't know was how difficult it would be to not consume copious amounts of junk food that they were so fond of. Food connected them. They both had a sweet tooth and not eating desserts was the most difficult part.

But it all paid off eventually. They looked absolutely beguiling in their royal garbs and became the talk of the town. Then came the first wedding night and they just couldn't wait for it. Alankrita's gaze met Suhas's and he held her hands softly. He led her to their special suite and wrapped her in his arms.

Their eyes met again, an impish grin on his face made her blush. She sat on the bed waiting. He went down on his knees and opened the plush box. Her eyes twinkled with happiness and a tear trickled from her eye. She said 'yes' and immediately took the second spoon from his hand and they both devoured the scrumptious looking red velvet cake. The very first bite coupled with synchronised ooohhs and ahhhs filled the atmosphere.

At last, they destroyed the one Kg worth of delicious red goodness and went to bed jaded but extremely satiated.

2. A Song of Light and Powercut

This story is one of the weirdest wedding night stories ever and the couple who agreed to tell us about it does not want to be named and we respect their solemn request.

The bride and groom met through family friends and it was an arranged marriage and everything was pretty straightforward. Six months of courtship and then getting married in an extravagant way is what they always wanted.  But they didn't get much time to get to know each other because our groom was from the States. They met once before the engagement and then directly 10 days before the wedding.

The story started with the wedding ceremony getting over by 11:30 PM and by that time, everyone was exhausted. The cousins cheekily sent the bride and groom into their decorated room that looked extremely beautiful. For the bride, this was the first time she was going to spend some quality time with him but was extremely nervous as it could have gone either way.

It could have either been extremely awkward or easily one of the best night of their life. The bride kept fidgeting with her dupatta nervously when the groom gave her a flower. When the bride was about to take it suddenly they experienced a power cut. The groom went outside the room to check if everything was okay. Turns out, there was a major fault in the main electricity box that catered to the whole area's power which is why there wasn't going to be any electricity all night.

Imagine! Your first night with your life partner and no fan or A.C. to keep you cool. Happens. To the best us. Once they knew what the situation was, all the members of the family, the guests and the newly married couple went to the terrace because of the humid weather and I kid you not, they all played ANTAKSHARI and DUMB CHARADES till 3 in the morning.

All of them. Even the bride and groom. How often do you come across a newly married couple who plays such games on their first night? But as fate would have it, they started the journey of their new life with a bunch of happy faces, joyful singing and dancing and loads of fun.

3. A Dark, Long Night

This is one of those wedding night stories that might either scare you or make you laugh till you start crying.

Our couple met through their community and immediately hit it off. They dated for six months and then decided to get married in a simple ceremony. They wanted to save money for their future and open an animal shelter with the saved money. Such noble thoughts. But there were a lot of things that they didn't know about each other.

Once the wedding ceremony got over, they came back to their hotel and decided to sleep early as they had an early flight to catch for their honeymoon. The groom was a light sleeper but because he was tired, he immediately fell asleep. Little did he know that he was about to get the biggest scare of his life.

At around 2 AM, the bride suddenly woke up with a jerk and started screaming at the top of her voice. The groom woke up and almost soiled his pants because of what he saw. His wife's hair was all over her face and her eyes were rolled up in the sockets. When he nudged her a little, she hardly budged, kept screaming and talking gibberish and that is when he woke her up with a jerk. She came back to her senses and realised what had happened. (Thangabali - I kid you not)

She apologised for her behaviour and told him that she had a habit of walking, talking and screaming in her sleep sometimes because of stress and exhaustion.  It became difficult for him to go to sleep again but he did fall asleep eventually. When they both woke up in the morning, they both laughed over the incident but she promised him she would go to a sleep therapist to get a solution for her restless sleeping pattern.

Not all wedding night stories have to be filled with love and mush. Some can be just plain weird and still have an impact on people. But what is common about all kinds of wedding night stories is that they all are memorable and you are going to reminisce about these beautiful moments later in your life as well.

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